If you are a blogger, I bet you’ve heard about John Chow who makes more than $30,000 from his blog alone every month. He is a inspiration for many bloggers, including me. So, are you wondering how you can become then next John Chow ? Here’s how :

1. Name your child the unconventional way. Register the name’s domain name before naming your kid.
2. Go grab a good digital camera. Take HQ snaps of whatever you eat and post them on your blog regularly.
3. Love Cars. Write about them. Post pictures of them. Have one in your header if possible.
4. 7 out of your ever 10 posts should be from ReviewMe, STRICTLY.
5. After all, your blog should be a make money online blog.
6. But, make only one post on making money online. Make all the others OFF-TOPIC.
7. You should dump your blog will all kinds of ads under the earth : Peel away ads, Stripe ads, 468×60 banner, 300×250 banner and what not.
8. Place a bunch of completely irrelevant links on your sidebar courtesy of Text-Link-Ads.
9. Get slapped by Google, banned by Digg and kicked out by Technorati.
10. Google Adwords is for advertising. But, you are John Chow. So, use it for sending IMs to other bloggers.
11. Be an evil Panda killer.
12. Eat Evil, Sleep Evil, Think Evil and be the Root of all Evil.
13. To become the next John Chow, you must first kill the existing John Chow. Yeah, the Nike-way, just do it.
14. Last but not the least, if possible, change your name to John Chow. You can still top Google for that name.

Note : This post was not written with the motive of hurting/insulting John or any of his great fans. After all, I am also one.